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would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
...
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
