I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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