his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
jump out the window naked night went bad
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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