i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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