i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I'm too high and old for this...
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize