I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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