You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
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