WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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