So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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