on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I love having hate sex.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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