Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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