yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
did i just pee glitter
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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