Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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