No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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