I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
Randomize