That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
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