I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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