The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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