I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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