maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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