Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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