when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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