Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Randomize
