he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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