I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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