You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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