I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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