we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
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