wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
40s are totally the cure
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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