let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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