i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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