it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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