shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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