how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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