awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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