Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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