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I cannot find my penis.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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