Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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