All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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