U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I've blown a few things in my day
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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