I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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