Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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