I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Everything about him screamed your future.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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