the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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