i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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