ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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