You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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