hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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