my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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