he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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