I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
