used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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