You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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